It came from the study...

I was at first alerted to some disturbance in my master's happiness when I heard a few select words he never says unless he's talking about Christine and Gerik at the last Masquerade. Hearing this, I knew something was wrong, since he's been very cool and collected lately, updating his tips of attracting the opposite sex, it could only mean one thing... GERIK! So I decided I would investigate. As I crept up upon the study door, before scratching upon the wood and mewing innocently, no Gerik would suspect an attack cat to sound so sweet. As the door opened, from the shadows emerged a face made of ceramic completely PINK! HOT PINK! It was the most HORRIFYING thing I'd seen in my life! It was worse then Gerik, it was worse then then D'arcy! It was worse then David Copperfield coming to the Opera house and making a mockery of my master! It was FLAMBERIK! All the fashion sense of my master, with the sexual inclination of a woman! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!? IT MEANS BOWS AND RIBBON AND FRILLY COSTUMES! IT MEANS THE WORST THING OF ALL! BATHS! NOT THE BATHS! Instantly I ran from the study, up out of the Opera House and towards D'arcy's estate! I KNEW HE WAS BEHIND THIS! I will stop at nothing to retrieve my master from his clutches!